I don't often do the joke passing thing, but thought this one was to cute to not pass along Smiles to your day, Sophiee Cute Signs . . . Sign in Vets office: "All unattended children given free kitten." Lot outside Vet's office: "Parking for customers only, others will be neutered." In Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizza Shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one Weak." At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." Sign at the psychic's Hotline: "Don't call us, we'll call you." At a Towing Co. "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs." On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a Nonsmoking area: "If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push." At an Optometrists Office: "If you don't see what your looking for you've come to the right place." On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a fence: "Salesmen welcome, dog food is expensive." Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming." Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional." Radiator repair shop: "It's a great place to take a leak." END --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.230 / Virus Database: 111 - Release Date: 1/25/01