Hi Everyone, This may not be new but it still made me laugh!! David Spark (Leeds, West Riding of Yorkshire) > A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a > handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the > front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her > to do. > "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" > The blonde said "How about 50 pounds?" > The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she > might need were in the garage. > The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her > husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the > house?" > The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it." > A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. > "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had > paint left over, so I gave it two coats." > Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. > "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."