Funny, Maggie :-))) Jean in NS ----- Original Message ----- From: <MagsB1942@aol.com> To: <NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Wednesday, January 31, 2001 9:01 AM Subject: [NTH-ENG] Ooooops > > >George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. > >After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he > >could > >use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had > >a > >solid gold urinal. > > > >That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just > >think," > >he said, "When I am President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!" > >Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, > >she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the > >fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold > >urinal. > > > >That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned > >to > >Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone. > > > > > > > ==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== > Browse the archives, > http://archiver.rootsweb.com/NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L/ > Search the list archives, > http://listsearches.rootsweb.com/cgi-bin/listsearch.pl?list=NORTHERN-ENGLAND > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.227 / Virus Database: 109 - Release Date: 1/17/01