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    1. [NTH-ENG] Non-genealogy plea
    2. David Spark
    3. I have received this message from the Dyfed List and feel that it should be brought to the attention of other Listers at this difficult time for the agricultural community nation wide. David Spark (Leeds, West Yorks) ----- Original Message ----- > As a smallholder with Foot and Mouth within 9 miles please can I ask everyone > to be vigilant.Do not go near farmland and that includes common land and > Moorland.We have animals on Dartmoor here and it is creeping closer.The > public are being very supportive but it only needs one.Any animal that > contracts it will be difficult to find before it spreads it wildly. > The Ministry vet says that hamsters and guinea pigs also get it as well as > llamas and elephants etc.Horses carry it like us. > Please make sure that you protect the moors and commons and farmers in Wales > as we are trying to do here.The fires are going to burning not far away > shortly as they incinerate more animals.What is usually our wonderful view to > N Devon and Exmoor is not going to be so great for a while.Memories of 67! > Gareth its confirmed at Hatherleigh this morning as well as Highampton.

    02/28/2001 08:49:20
    1. [NTH-ENG] Re: Welcome back Roy
    2. Kostas & Angela Nicolaou
    3. Welcome back Roy, We must have asked at least 10 times where you were. Best wishes angela Cyprus

    02/28/2001 06:16:40
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] Where is everyone.
    2. Dave Allen
    3. Or perhaps pickled onions and peanut butter ? Dave :-) Got a feeling the mail's been delayed though ! > In a message dated 27/02/01 07:05:47 GMT Standard Time, > mm@mmaychell.freeserve.co.uk writes: > > << Me of to make tea, unless I can talk hubby into going to the kebab > shop, just fancy some kebab :-) > > > > At 7am in the morning !!!!!! You don't fancy ice cream on top of the kebab? > Don't think I had better ask the next question.......lol > > Maggie > > > ==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== > Add a link to your website here, > http://pub23.bravenet.com/freelink/show.php?usernum=1926973379&cpv=1 > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.231 / Virus Database: 112 - Release Date: 12-Feb-01

    02/28/2001 02:17:02
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] Marbles
    2. Oh Glenda.....that really makes you think, doesn't it. Think I had better buy some marbles. Maggie

    02/27/2001 11:51:08
    1. [NTH-ENG] Marbles
    2. Glenda R. Wilson
    3. The older I get, the more I enjoy Saturday mornings. Perhaps it's the quiet solitude that comes with being the first to rise, or maybe it's the unbounded joy of not having to be at work. Either way, the first few hours of a Saturday morning are most enjoyable. A few weeks ago, I was shuffling toward the kitchen with a steaming cup of coffee in one hand and the morning paper in the other. What began as a typical Saturday morning turned into one of those lessons that life seems to hand you from time to time. Let me tell you about it. I turned the volume up on my radio in order to listen to a Saturday morning talk show. I heard an older sounding chap with a golden voice. You know the kind, he sounded like he should be in the broadcasting business himself. He was talking about "a thousand marbles" to someone named "Tom". I was intrigued and sat down to listen to what he had to say. "Well, Tom, it sure sounds like you're busy with your job. I'm sure they pay you well but it's a shame you have to be away from home and your family so much. Hard to be- lieve a young fellow should have to work sixty or seventy hours a week to make ends meet. Too bad you missed your daughter's dance recital." He continued, "Let me tell you something Tom, something that has helped me keep a good perspective on my own priorities." And that's when he began to explain his theory of a "thousand marbles." "You see, I sat down one day and did a little arithmetic. The average person lives about seventy-five years. I know, some live more and some live less, but on average, folks live about seventy-five years." "Now then, I multiplied 75 times 52 and I came up with 3900 which is the number of Saturdays that the average person has in their entire lifetime. Now stick with me Tom, I'm getting to the important part." "It took me until I was fifty-five years old to think about all this in any detail", he went on, "and by that time I had lived through over twenty-eight hundred Saturdays. I got to thinking that if I lived to be seventyfive, I only had about a thousand of them left to enjoy." "So I went to a toy store and bought every single marble they had. I ended up having to visit three toy stores to round-up 1000 marbles. I took them home and put them in- side of a large, clear plastic container right here in my workshop next to the radio. Every Saturday since then, I have taken one marble out and thrown it away." "I found that by watching the marbles diminish, I focused more on the really important things in life. There is nothing like watching your time here on this earth run out to help get your priorities straight." "Now let me tell you one last thing before I sign-off with you and take my lovely wife out for breakfast. This morning, I took the very last marble out of the container. I figure if I make it until next Saturday then God has blessed me with a little extra time to be with my loved ones...... "It was nice to talk to you Tom, I hope you spend more time with your loved ones, and I hope to meet you again someday. Have a good morning!" You could have heard a pin drop when he finished. Even the show's moderator didn't have anything to say for a few moments. I guess he gave us all a lot to think about. I had planned to do some work that morning, then go to the gym. Instead, I went upstairs and woke my wife up with a kiss. "C'mon honey, I'm taking you and the kids to breakfast." "What brought this on?" she asked with a smile. "Oh, nothing special," I said. " It has just been a long time since we spent a Saturday together with the kids. Hey, can we stop at a toy store while we're out? I need to buy some marbles." HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND MAY ALL SATURDAYS BE SPECIAL AND MAY YOU HAVE MANY HAPPY YEARS AFTER YOU LOSE ALL YOUR MAR- BLES.

    02/27/2001 03:59:34
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] Welcome back Roy
    2. --26917350.983309002663.JavaMail.nobody@www-a25 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Hi Glenda, Thanks for your generosity of spirit. I'm intrigued, what is your interest in my ramblings? Roy -----Original Message----- >From : Glenda R. Wilson <wrwgrw@earthlink.net> To : NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L@rootsweb.com Date : 27 February 2001 05:41:29 Subject : [NTH-ENG] Welcome back Roy Welcome back Roy ! > >I have liked the information that has been written by you >and posted to this list via Jean. Very interesting and >useful. Thanks for your time and effort. > >Regards, > >Glenda > > >==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== >Browse the archives, >http://archiver.rootsweb.com/NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L/ >Search the list archives, >http://listsearches.rootsweb.com/cgi-bin/listsearch.pl?list=NORTHERN-ENGLAND > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- 20 email addresses from 15,000 domain names - free at http://www.another.com --26917350.983309002663.JavaMail.nobody@www-a25--

    02/27/2001 02:23:22
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] Where is everyone.
    2. Marion
    3. I sent my kebab message at tea time Friday :-( over 48hrs withdrawal here LOL ttfn Marion for the record we didn't have kebab :-( forget what was for tea now :-) <<<<Aha, the penny has just dropped..............Northern must have started at 7am......you can stop panicking Marion....lol

    02/27/2001 01:55:15
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] Penrith Cathedral
    2. Dave Allen
    3. Hello Elizabeth, Welcome ! I assume you mean Penrith Cumberland that was , not somewhere in Wales ? I would suggest you take a look at the url below, which will tell you how to view the records of Births Marriages and Deaths ( or at least find the index entry ). It's unlikely the church will be able to help much - in theory their registers have been deposited elsewhere , or should have been ! http://www.genuki.org.uk/big/eng/CUL/Penrith/ Pictures and info on the church :- http://www.btinternet.com/~lake.district/pen/chp2.htm Maybe Sue from Kendal can give you more info I looked on the IGI for you , but the records don't go up as far as 1864 it seems ( www.familysearch.org ) Regards Dave. > Hi! > I am researching a family, father was Thomas > Stubbs, mother Mary Jackson. They had at > least one child, a daughter Annie Mary, who > was baptized at St. Andrew's Church, Penrith, > in October 1864. The family lived on > London Road,Penrith at the time. > > I read an article indicating St. Andrew's was/is? > the Cathedral Church for Penrith and > remains so today. I do not know how accurate > this is and would be interested in verification. > I also would like the correct address (including > Postal Code that is very important, I've > discovered) for St. Andrew's. I would like > to write and hopefully find siblings of > Annie Mary and the marriage record of > Thomas and Mary. I'm a dreamer, I know!! > Sometimes we just luck-out---I'm hopeful!! > > If the names and location ring a bell with > any of you, and if someone can give me > the address of St. Andrew's, I'll be most > appreciative. Looking forward to hearing > and I thank you very much!! > Elizabeth > > > ==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== > This list also allows Trivia postings about the region as well as serious genealogy research postings. > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.231 / Virus Database: 112 - Release Date: 12-Feb-01

    02/27/2001 12:02:42
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] New beginnings.....
    2. Jim SHARPE
    3. Hi Roy Welcome back. Jim Sharpe Manchester U K ----- Original Message ----- From: <MagsB1942@aol.com> To: <NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: 26/mm/01 8:50 PM Subject: Fwd: [NTH-ENG] New beginnings..... > > --part1_77.10bca6a6.27cc1b95_boundary > Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > > Well Roy, I think I must have joined the list after you left it but I'd still > like to say, welcome back. > > Maggie > > --part1_77.10bca6a6.27cc1b95_boundary > Content-Type: message/rfc822 > Content-Disposition: inline > > Return-Path: <roygraham@another.com> > Received: from rly-zb02.mx.aol.com (rly-zb02.mail.aol.com [172.31.41.2]) by air-zb01.mail.aol.com (v77_r1.21) with ESMTP; Mon, 26 Feb 2001 15:13:33 -0500 > Received: from mh-a05.dmz.another.com (www.funmail.co.uk [212.62.7.9]) by rly-zb02.mx.aol.com (v77_r1.21) with ESMTP; Mon, 26 Feb 2001 15:12:55 -0500 > Received: (qmail 4251 invoked from network); 26 Feb 2001 20:04:54 -0000 > Received: from www-a26.backend.another.com (HELO www-a26) (172.16.100.26) > by mh-a05.dmz.another.com with SMTP; 26 Feb 2001 20:04:54 -0000 > Message-ID: <13196437.983218342180.JavaMail.nobody@smtp.backend.another.com> > Date: Mon, 26 Feb 2001 20:12:21 +0000 (GMT+00:00) > From: roygraham@another.com > To: magsb1942@aol.com > Subject: Re: [NTH-ENG] New beginnings..... > Mime-Version: 1.0 > Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="5044062.983218341924.JavaMail.nobody@www-a26" > X-Funmail-UID: 2775910 > X-Senders-IP: unknown > X-Mailer: Unknown (No Version) > > > --5044062.983218341924.JavaMail.nobody@www-a26 > Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii > Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > > Hi, Sorry but: > > Beginning today I'm back for those who either remember or care. (Probably neither) > > Roy > > -----Original Message----- > >From : MagsB1942@aol.com > To : NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L@rootsweb.com > Date : 26 February 2001 16:03:58 > Subject : [NTH-ENG] New beginnings..... > > >Beginning today I will no longer worry about yesterday. > >It is in the past and the past will never change. > >Only I can change by choosing to do so. > > > >Beginning today I will no longer worry about tomorrow. > >Tomorrow will always be there, waiting for me to make the most of it. > >But I cannot make the most of tomorrow without first > >making the most of today. > > > >Beginning today I will look in the mirror and I will see a person worthy of > >my respect and admiration. > >This capable person looking back at me is someone I enjoy spending time with > >and someone I would like to get to know better. > > > >Beginning today I will cherish each moment of my life. > >I value this gift bestowed upon me in this world and I will unselfishly share > >this gift with others. > >I will use this gift to enhance the lives of others. > > > >Beginning today I will take a moment to step off the beaten path and to revel > >in the mysteries I encounter. > >I will face challenges with courage and determination. > >I will overcome what barriers there may be which hinder my quest for growth > >and self-improvement. > > > >Beginning today I will take life one day at a time, one step at a time. > >Discouragement will not be allowed to taint my positive self-image, > >my desire to succeed or my capacity to love. > > > >Beginning today I walk with renewed faith in human kindness. > >Regardless of what has gone before, I believe there is hope > >for a brighter and better future. > > > >Beginning today I will open my mind and my heart. > >I will welcome new experiences. I will meet new people. > >I will not expect perfection from myself nor anyone else: perfection does not > >exist in an imperfect world. > >But I will applaud the attempt to overcome human foibles. > > > >Beginning today I am responsible for my own happiness and I will do things > >that make me happy . . . > >admire the beautiful wonders of nature, listen to my favorite music, > >pet a kitten or a puppy, soak in a bubble bath . . . > >pleasure can be found in the most simple of gestures. > > > >Beginning today I will learn something new; I will try something different; I > >will savor all the various flavors life has to offer. > >I will change what I can and the rest I will let go. > >I will strive to become the best me I can possibly be. > > > >Beginning today. And every day. > > > > > >==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== > >To unsubscribe from the list in mail mode send a message to > >NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L-request@rootsweb.com > >that contains the word unsubscribe and nothing else. > >If you are in digest mode, then send the command instead to > > NORTHERN-ENGLAND-D-request@rootsweb.com > > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > 20 email addresses from 15,000 domain names - free at http://www.another.com > > --5044062.983218341924.JavaMail.nobody@www-a26-- > > --part1_77.10bca6a6.27cc1b95_boundary-- > > > ==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== > Remember be nice to one another, we only pass this way once but if we do it properly once is enough. It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice. > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.231 / Virus Database: 112 - Release Date: 12/02/01

    02/27/2001 11:24:15
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] Fw: Dilbert's Rules of Order
    2. Oh very good Jean. I particularly like the last one.....lol Maggie

    02/27/2001 10:12:47
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] Are we back on line?
    2. Dave Allen
    3. Not bad eh ? Only 8 1/2 hours delivery time ! Dave > Morning Mike, > > Don't get up that early - here now ! > > Dave ( 8:15 am ) > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "mikemail" <michael@ae.net.sa> > To: <NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Sunday, February 25, 2001 7:41 PM > Subject: [NTH-ENG] Are we back on line? > > > > anyone there? > > > > > > ==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== > > Don't forget you can also post your surnames or any other messages you may > want to share in our on line forum message board, > > http://amazingforums.com/forum/NORTH/forum.html > > > > > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.231 / Virus Database: 112 - Release Date: 12-Feb-01 > > > ==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== > An alternative mailing list for genealogy research in > Northern England, this list covers the whole of the North of England > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.231 / Virus Database: 112 - Release Date: 12-Feb-01

    02/27/2001 10:07:18
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] A brand new car, a gundog and.............
    2. Jean White
    3. I loved this Maggie. I don't know whether or not it is true but I wouldn't be surprised. Jean in NS ----- Original Message ----- From: <MagsB1942@aol.com> To: <NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2001 11:57 AM Subject: [NTH-ENG] A brand new car, a gundog and............. I was sent this today and I thought you might enjoy it. Maggie A guy buys a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee for $38,000 and has $600+ monthly payments. He and a friend go duck hunting and of course, this being January, all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go to the lake with the guns, the dog, the beer and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than an ice-fishing-hole drill. So, out of the back of the new Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite, the kind with a short, 40-second fuse. Now these two rocket scientists DO have enough brains to consider how to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they (and the new Jeep) are standing. They don't want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast, so they decide to light this 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns and the dog? Yes, the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for retrieving; they especially love to retrieve things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two men yell, scream, wave arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on by this, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs his shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 duck shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog slows for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course is terrified, thinking these two Nobel Prize winners have gone insane. The dog, being probably the smarted pencil in this particular box, takes off to find cover.......under the brand-new Cherokee. ----BOOM!---- Dog and Cherokee are blown to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with an "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by the use of illegal explosives is not covered and refuses to hear of paying. The owner of the Jeep had yet to make the first of those $600+ a month payments!! And you thought your day was not going well! ==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== Visit the lists Pulse Page here, http://212.19.69.91/north/ --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.230 / Virus Database: 111 - Release Date: 1/25/01

    02/27/2001 08:50:11
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] A color for England
    2. Jean White
    3. I think the obvious answer is red. England's flag is the Cross of Saint George, a red horizontal cross on a white background. The there is the thin red line and the redcoats coming too. Jean in NS ----- Original Message ----- From: "Glenda R. Wilson" <wrwgrw@earthlink.net> To: <NORTHERN-ENGLAND-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2001 2:17 AM Subject: [NTH-ENG] A color for England > Hi, > > I am color coding some of my lines and wanted to ask you > what color would be a good representation for England ? > > A lady has told about the color coding method she uses to > show different lineages so she could easily find which family > she is looking for. There were many suggestions such as > discs, notebooks, folders, files, and labels, to name just > a few; but I will only be starting with notebooks and labels. > Blue and green have been chosen for two of the lines; now I > need a color for the English lineage and wanted your advice. > > Thank you, > > Glenda > > > ==== NORTHERN-ENGLAND Mailing List ==== > The aims of this list are to create a comradeship of Northerners and those descendent from Northerners which can be beneficial to tracing the family history of the region. > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.230 / Virus Database: 111 - Release Date: 1/25/01

    02/27/2001 08:24:33
    1. [NTH-ENG] Fw: Dilbert's Rules of Order
    2. Jean White
    3. > Dilbert's Rules of Order > > 01 - I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. > Tomorrow > is not looking good either. > > 02 - I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make > as > they go flying by. > > 03 - Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without > it. > > 04 - Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue. > > 05 - Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there > the > first time, chances are you won't be needing them again. > > 06 - I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. > > 07 - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I > thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? > > 08 - My reality check bounced. > > 09 - On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. > > 10 - I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier. > > 11 - You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut > butter. > > 12 - Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy > and > taste good with ketchup. > > 13 - Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. > > 14 - Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then > beat > you with experience. > > 15 - A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the > butt. > > 16 - Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be > promoted. > > 17 - After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the > > month than you did before. > > 18- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. > > 19 - You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a > clipboard. > > 21 - If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. > > 22 - When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. > > 23 - Following the rules will not get the job done. > > 24 - When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more > easily by > reducing it to the question, "How would your (dog/cat) handle this?" > > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.230 / Virus Database: 111 - Release Date: 1/25/01

    02/27/2001 08:17:54
    1. [NTH-ENG] messages.
    2. Jean White
    3. The messages are coming in strange orders. I keep getting messages hours after I have read the replies. I guess the list will settle soon. Jean --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.230 / Virus Database: 111 - Release Date: 1/25/01

    02/27/2001 08:16:03
    1. [NTH-ENG] Penrith Cathedral
    2. elizabeth mackenzie
    3. Hi! I am researching a family, father was Thomas Stubbs, mother Mary Jackson. They had at least one child, a daughter Annie Mary, who was baptized at St. Andrew's Church, Penrith, in October 1864. The family lived on London Road,Penrith at the time. I read an article indicating St. Andrew's was/is? the Cathedral Church for Penrith and remains so today. I do not know how accurate this is and would be interested in verification. I also would like the correct address (including Postal Code that is very important, I've discovered) for St. Andrew's. I would like to write and hopefully find siblings of Annie Mary and the marriage record of Thomas and Mary. I'm a dreamer, I know!! Sometimes we just luck-out---I'm hopeful!! If the names and location ring a bell with any of you, and if someone can give me the address of St. Andrew's, I'll be most appreciative. Looking forward to hearing and I thank you very much!! Elizabeth

    02/27/2001 05:48:49
    1. [NTH-ENG] A brand new car, a gundog and.............
    2. I was sent this today and I thought you might enjoy it. Maggie A guy buys a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee for $38,000 and has $600+ monthly payments.  He and a friend go duck hunting and of course, this being January, all the lakes are frozen.  These two guys go to the lake with the guns, the dog, the beer and of course the new vehicle.  They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on.  In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it is going to take a little more effort than an ice-fishing-hole drill. So, out of the back of the new Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite, the kind with a short, 40-second fuse.  Now these two rocket scientists DO have enough brains to consider how to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from where they (and the new Jeep) are standing. They don't want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast, so they decide to light this 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns and the dog?  Yes, the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for retrieving; they especially love to retrieve things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two men yell, scream, wave arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on by this, keeps coming.    One of the guys grabs his shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 duck shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog slows for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course is terrified, thinking these two Nobel Prize winners have gone insane. The dog, being probably the smarted pencil in this particular box, takes off to find cover.......under the brand-new Cherokee.    ----BOOM!---- Dog and Cherokee are blown to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with an "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by the use of illegal explosives is not covered and refuses to hear of paying.  The owner of the Jeep had yet to make the first of those $600+ a month payments!! And you thought your day was not going well!

    02/27/2001 03:57:28
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] Where is everyone.
    2. Aha, the penny has just dropped..............Northern must have started at 7am......you can stop panicking Marion....lol Maggie

    02/27/2001 03:31:10
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] Are we back on line?
    2. Yes Mikemail...but not at 7am....lol Maggie

    02/27/2001 03:29:53
    1. Re: [NTH-ENG] Where is everyone.
    2. In a message dated 27/02/01 07:05:47 GMT Standard Time, mm@mmaychell.freeserve.co.uk writes: << Me of to make tea, unless I can talk hubby into going to the kebab shop, just fancy some kebab :-) > At 7am in the morning !!!!!! You don't fancy ice cream on top of the kebab? Don't think I had better ask the next question.......lol Maggie

    02/27/2001 03:29:09