Hope You injoy this ----- Original Message ----- From: <ACroston@aol.com> To: <ann@plusme.com> Sent: Sunday, January 28, 2001 7:10 AM Subject: Dr. Seuss Explains why computers sometimes crash > > >If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is > > >interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory > > >makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket > > >has an error to report. > > > > > >If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the > > >double-clicking icon puts Your window in the trash, and your data is > > >corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's > > >hopeless and your system's gonna crash!! > > > > > >If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the > > >network is connected to the button on your mouse, but > > >your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's > > >repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and > > >your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, > > >so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; > > >then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, > > >'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! > > > > > >When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, > > >and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, > > >then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want > > >to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer > > >and be sure to tell your Mom! > > > > > >WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME. > >