This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_908212109_boundary Content-ID: <[email protected]_out.mail.aol.com.1> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII In a message dated 10/11/98 9:15:25 PM US Mountain Standard Time, [email protected] writes: << ******************** SOME THOUGHTS ON... FLY It's obvious that you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar -- but, then what can you do with them? FOOL Nature is full of compensations. For instance: for every woman who makes a fool out of some man, there's another woman who makes a man out of some fool. FOOLPROOF You must realize that science can devise a method of making things fireproof and they can make things waterproof -- but the big money will go to some scientist who can make things foolproof. FOOTBALL I suppose everyone has now realized that there is many a father who,after spending thousands of dollars on his son's education gets only a quarterback. FOREIGN AFFAIRS The latest American policy is to speak softly and carry a big stick -- of candy! FOREIGN AID I had the opportunity to see India's Taj Mahal in Agra. This is truly an awe-inspiring sight -- especially since it was built long before America's generous distribution of foreign aid! FORGET It is a reliable adage that says "A person who goes on a vacation to forget things, doesn't ever find out until he opens his luggage." FORGIVE It is part of a woman's makeup that they will forgive a man anything except his failure to ask to be forgiven. FREE Until now, it is true that the best things in life are free -- but only until Congress figures out a way to fix that. FRIENDS I've discovered that I have only two kinds of friends -- those who are always around when you need them and those who are at your side when they need you. FUN I've enjoyed life because I have always believed in the adage, "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may not be able to afford it." ****************** 2. THE WISDOM OF YOUTH My wife was teaching her nursery school class about Moses receiving the Ten Commandments. She told them it was a long time ago and paper had not even been invented. So she asked the class how Moses was able to remember all that God told him on Mount Sinai. A four-year-old replied, "He saved it on a disk." Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. ********************** >> TOO LIGHTEN EVERYONE'S week begin on a Monday. Leonard Kowalski --part0_908212109_boundary Content-ID: <[email protected]_out.mail.aol.com.2> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from rly-zc01.mx.aol.com (rly-zc01.mail.aol.com [172.31.33.1]) by air-zc04.mail.aol.com (v50.18) with SMTP; Mon, 12 Oct 1998 00:15:25 -0400 Received: from bl-14.rootsweb.com (bl-14.rootsweb.com [204.212.38.30]) by rly-zc01.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id AAA16426; Mon, 12 Oct 1998 00:04:58 -0400 (EDT) Received: (from [email protected]) by bl-14.rootsweb.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) id VAA10202; Sun, 11 Oct 1998 21:02:45 -0700 (PDT) Resent-Date: Sun, 11 Oct 1998 21:02:45 -0700 (PDT) From: [email protected] Message-ID: <[email protected]> Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1998 00:01:07 EDT Old-To: [email protected] Old-Cc: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 214 Subject: [GenChat-L] SOME THOUGHTS ON Resent-Message-ID: <"d1AQfC.A.FfC.l9XI2"@bl-14.rootsweb.com> To: [email protected] Resent-From: [email protected] X-Mailing-List: <[email protected]> archive/latest/5602 X-Loop: [email protected] Precedence: list Resent-Sender: [email protected] Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit ******************** SOME THOUGHTS ON... FLY It's obvious that you can catch more flies with honey than vinegar -- but, then what can you do with them? FOOL Nature is full of compensations. For instance: for every woman who makes a fool out of some man, there's another woman who makes a man out of some fool. FOOLPROOF You must realize that science can devise a method of making things fireproof and they can make things waterproof -- but the big money will go to some scientist who can make things foolproof. FOOTBALL I suppose everyone has now realized that there is many a father who,after spending thousands of dollars on his son's education gets only a quarterback. FOREIGN AFFAIRS The latest American policy is to speak softly and carry a big stick -- of candy! FOREIGN AID I had the opportunity to see India's Taj Mahal in Agra. This is truly an awe-inspiring sight -- especially since it was built long before America's generous distribution of foreign aid! FORGET It is a reliable adage that says "A person who goes on a vacation to forget things, doesn't ever find out until he opens his luggage." FORGIVE It is part of a woman's makeup that they will forgive a man anything except his failure to ask to be forgiven. FREE Until now, it is true that the best things in life are free -- but only until Congress figures out a way to fix that. FRIENDS I've discovered that I have only two kinds of friends -- those who are always around when you need them and those who are at your side when they need you. FUN I've enjoyed life because I have always believed in the adage, "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may not be able to afford it." ****************** 2. THE WISDOM OF YOUTH My wife was teaching her nursery school class about Moses receiving the Ten Commandments. She told them it was a long time ago and paper had not even been invented. So she asked the class how Moses was able to remember all that God told him on Mount Sinai. A four-year-old replied, "He saved it on a disk." Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. ********************** ==== GenChat Mailing List ==== Don't forget to stop by our business web page for FREE genealogy tips! We are adding more all the time!!!! http://www.genrecords.com --part0_908212109_boundary--