This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_903935735_boundary Content-ID: <[email protected]_out.mail.aol.com.1> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII THERE HAS BEEN SO LITTLE MAIL FROM THE PASSAIC AREA....SO MAYBE A JOKE (IF YOU CALL IT THAT) WILL ADD THE ZEST TO ALL PASSAIC SUBSCRIBERS TO SAY SOMETHING....ANYTHING....SO I KNOW THAT WONDERFUL TOWN OF PASSAIC IS ALIVE AND RESPONDING. FROM PHOENIX, AZ WHERE THE TEMP TODAY WAS 108 DEGREES. LEONARD KOWALSKI: << The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a > > beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who > > owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched > > his gunbelt, and said, "I do... Why?" > > > > The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd > > like to know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger > > and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from > > heat exhaustion. > > > > The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to > > feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, > > "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create > > enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." > > Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around > > Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger > > returned to the bar to finish his drink. > > > > A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who > > owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and > > claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" > > The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your > > Injun runnin'." >> --part0_903935735_boundary Content-ID: <[email protected]_out.mail.aol.com.2> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline From: [email protected] Return-path: <[email protected]> To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] Subject: headlines, lone ranger, irishman Date: Sun, 23 Aug 1998 23:29:23 EDT Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Actual Headlines: > - Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge > > - Deer Kill 17,000 > > - Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead > > - Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge > > - New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group > > - Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft > > - Kids Make Nutritious Snacks > > - Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy > > - Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire > > - British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply > > - Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees > > - Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half > > - New Vaccine May Contain Rabies > > - Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing > > - Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing > > - Air Head Fired > > - Steals Clock, Faces Time > > - Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff > > - Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni > > - Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board > > - Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors ------------------------------- The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a > > beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who > > owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched > > his gunbelt, and said, "I do... Why?" > > > > The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd > > like to know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger > > and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from > > heat exhaustion. > > > > The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to > > feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, > > "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create > > enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." > > Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around > > Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger > > returned to the bar to finish his drink. > > > > A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who > > owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and > > claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" > > The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothing, but you left your > > Injun runnin'." - ---------------------------- An Irishman named O'Leary, who loved to sing as he worked, bought a mule to farm his garden. The mule worked well but was almost totally deaf. So, when his owner yelled, "Whoa!", the animal often continued plowing. Asked how the mule was working out, O'Leary shook his head. "There was a time," he said, "when all the neighbors could hear was me singing my lilting melodies. Lately, I'm afraid, they've heard nothing but ... my riled Irish whoa's!" --part0_903935735_boundary--