)>SHE WAS SO BLONDE... >> > >> > ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. >> > ...she thought a quarterback was a refund. >> > ...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. >> > ...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. >> > ...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. >> > ...she thought cantaloupe was a marital problem >> > ...she thought General Motors was in the army. >> > ...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. >> > ...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. >> > ...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On >> > Phonics." >> > ...she tried to drown a fish. >> > ...she tripped over a cordless phone. >> > ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it >> > said >> > "concentrate." >> > ...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her >> > mind. >> > ...she got stabbed in a shoot-out. >> > ...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK." >> > ...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. >> > ...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back. >> > ...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. >> > ...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. >> > ...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she >> > put >> > "Sagittarius." >> > ...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. >> > ...it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes." >> > ...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. >> > ...she studied for a blood test - and failed. >> > ...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." >> > ...she sold the car for gas money. >> > ...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and >> >> > got 16 friends. >> > ...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she >> > moved. >> > ...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. >> > ...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. >> > ...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport >> > Left," she turned around and went home. >