-------Original Message------- From: Perry And June Gillespie Date: 01/28/04 08:22:32 To: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected] Subject: [diabetic_recipes] MountainWings:Wednesday - Thought some of our Canadian friends would really enjoy this one but it is a good read for all and very funny- great way to start the day! enjoy! June ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle- -Plato ------------------------------------------------- MountainWings A MountainWings Moment #4028 Wings Over The Mountains of Life ------------------------------------------------- CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART ===================================== All temperatures in Fahrenheit 70 - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes. 60 - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Canada plant gardens. 50 - Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Canada sunbathe. 40 - Italian and English cars won't start. People in Canada drive with the windows down. 32 - Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker. 20 - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt. 15 - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 DEGREES - People in Miami all stop moving. Canadians lick the flagpole. 20 BELOW - Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Canada get out their winter coats. 40 BELOW - Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door. 60 BELOW - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 80 BELOW - Mt. St. Helen's freezes. People in Canada rent some videos. 100 BELOW - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. 297 BELOW - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands. 460 BELOW - ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kalvin scale). People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 BELOW - @!#$ freezes over. The Americans win a gold medal in hockey ~Author Unknown but submitted by a subscriber from Canada~ Thank you for inviting MountainWings in your mailbox. See you tomorrow. ***************************************************************** Please help support MountainWings with a Donation. To Subscribe, Un-Subscribe, Get a Book or T-Shirts, Tell-A-Friend about MountainWings, Ask Advice, Rate an Issue, Read Past Issues, Submit a MountainWings Moment or Prayer Request, Make your home page show each days issue or to read Today's Issue in larger easier to read type: Go To: http://www.mountainwings.com MountainWings, 120 Selig Dr., Atlanta, GA. 30336 USA [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------------- Gardens and Gardeners Webring http://t.webring.com/hub?ring=gardeners Top Gardening Sites http://www.topsitelists.com/world/gardens/ Vegetable Gardening http://www.vegetablegardening.us/ Flower Gardening http://www.flowergardening.us/ Gardening Quotes http://home.att.net/~quotations/gardening-quotes.html Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/diabetic_recipes/ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.