>> > Three men were sitting together bragging about how >> > they had set their new wives straight on their duties. >> > >> > The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvannia. >> > And bragged that he had told his wife she was >> > going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that >> > needed done at their house. He said that it took >> > a couple days but on the third day he came home >> > to a clean house and the dishes were all washed >> > and put away. >> > >> > The second man had married a woman from West >> > Virginia . He bragged that he had given his wife >> > orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, >> > and cooking. He told them that the first day he >> > didn't see any results, but the next day it was >> > better. By the third day, his house was clean, the >> > dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the >> > table. >> > >> > The third man had married a girl from new jersey. He boasted >> > that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes >> > washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And >> > this was all her responsibility. He said the first >> > day he didn't see anything and the second day he >> > didn't see anything but by the third day some of the >> > swelling had gone down so he could see a little >> > out of his left eye! >> > >> > Got to love those Jersey Girls