<----- Original Text -----> **Received by 6 other recipients** **MSG reduced to preference size** ** ---- Included message ---- ** From: Eltton30@aol.com To: KATHIESRAINBOW@aol.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: This could be us someday.doc ** ---- Included message ---- ** From: Rodsgirl29@aol.com To: safandor@optonline.net, ELALUNCH@aol.com, Eltton30@aol.com, Fupster1234@aol.com, Minhead17@aol.com, Interiorstyle@aol.com, Jamattsmom@aol.com, Janicedistanlo@yahoo.com, JMinspctor@aol.com, KSCsMOM@aol.com, Kujawa6@aol.com, s_langanke@netzero.net, emerald315@comcast.net, Rozip526@aol.com, Spicandsparky@aol.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: This could be us someday.doc ** ---- Included message ---- ** From: gcw@comcast.net To: mldidia@yahoo.com, mao29@webtv.net, cterbush@timesdispatch.com, rodsgirl29@aol.com, larryb311@comcast.net, mrsbondi@aol.com, wjcash@aol.com Subject: Fw: This could be us someday.doc FW: This could be us someday.doc ----- Original Message ----- From: Lyn Marino To: Joanne Yuro ; Gretchen Wise ; sue Towery ; Mary Ann Oleyar ; tara mulligan ; Heather Mazzuchelli ; Jackie Budenas ; Donna Borowski Sent: Friday, November 29, 2002 1:41 PM Subject: Fw: This could be us someday.doc Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me.....I know we've been friends for a long time......but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know? ++++++++++++++++++++ Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out & stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is." ++++++++++++++++++++ When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies. And then makes love to me for half the afternoon." I said, again, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert, and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." I said, "Why in the world would you be crying?" She said, bawling her eyes out, "I can't remember where I live!!!" ++++++++++++++++++++ Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." ____________________ The information transmitted is intended only for the person or **Original MSG size: 4689 Characters Reduced MSG size: 4000 Characters ------------------------------ This mobile message sent using PocketMail. Sign up for unlimited e-mail at www.PocketMail.com.