I got this from an email and had to share. It is hilarious and sometimes true! 1.My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? 2.My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated 3.My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! 4.Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! 5.My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. 6.How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? 7.I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.. 8.I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged 9.I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? 10.If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... 11.Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! 12.It's 1998... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? 13.A family reunion is an effective form of birth control 14.A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots 15.A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away 16.After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted 17.Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it 18.Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples 19.Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? 20.FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. 21.Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it 22.Genealogists are time unravelers 23.Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! 24.Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people 25."Crazy" is a relative term in my family 26.A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor 27.I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand 28.I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! 29.I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days 30.I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower 31.Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress 32.Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality 33.Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! 34.It's an unusual family tree 35. sent to me by a friend from her granddaughter :) Cora age 6 had to state in school what her parents do. She said that she lives with her grandma and grandpa. Grandpa cleans the church and grandma looks up dead people ....she is a genie thing :) :)