----- Original Message - "Subject: Chinese jews > Sid and Al are a couple of Jewish guys sitting in a Chinese > > Restaurant. Sid asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?" > > "I don't know," Sid replied, "Why don't we ask our Chinese > Waiter?" > When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any > Chinese Jews?" > > He said " I don't know sir, let me ask," and he went into > the kitchen He returned in a few minutes and said, "No sir. > No Chinese Jews." > "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir." > replied the waiter, then went back to the kitchen. > While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there > are no Jews in China, our people are scattered everywhere" > When the waiter returned he said "Sir, no Chinese Jews." > "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe > there are no > Chinese Jews." > > Exasperated, the waiter frantically said "Sir, I ask > everyone! We have > orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no > one ever hear of Chinese Jews!" >

Sorry. sent by error! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jack Gilbert" <s.i.oysterman@home.com> To: <NCLENOIR-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, December 21, 2001 7:27 PM Subject: [NCLENOIR] Fw: Chinese jews > > ----- Original Message - > "Subject: Chinese jews > > > > Sid and Al are a couple of Jewish guys sitting in a Chinese > > > > Restaurant. Sid asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?" > > > > "I don't know," Sid replied, "Why don't we ask our Chinese > > Waiter?" > > When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any > > Chinese Jews?" > > > > He said " I don't know sir, let me ask," and he went into > > the kitchen He returned in a few minutes and said, "No sir. > > No Chinese Jews." > > "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, sir." > > replied the waiter, then went back to the kitchen. > > While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there > > are no Jews in China, our people are scattered everywhere" > > When the waiter returned he said "Sir, no Chinese Jews." > > "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe > > there are no > > Chinese Jews." > > > > Exasperated, the waiter frantically said "Sir, I ask > > everyone! We have > > orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no > > one ever hear of Chinese Jews!" > > >