Geez - Well, we have one in the family along the same lines - except that when my stepdad came home a three sheets to the wind, my mom stitched up in her brand-new muslim sheets she had just washed, ironed & put on the bed, and proceeded to whale the tar out of him with a clothes hanger. She then unstitched up, and went on about her business of getting a good nite's sleep. He woke up the next day feeling sore all over ~ and didn't have a clue. Of course, Mom got several day's worth of rubbin' it in about what happens when a man drinks too much! ~gina~ Visit my homepage at http://hometown.aol.com/ginaburningsky/myhomepage/business.html <A HREF="http://hometown.aol.com/ginaburningsky/myhomepage/business.html">BURNING SKY ENTERPRISES</A>