----- Original Message ----- From: "Myrtle Harman" <mharman@yhti.net> To: "billart" <billart@usmo.com>; "Caroline Hoemann" <hoemann@grbb.polymtl.ca>; "Jackie Krafft" <mommo07@hotmail.com>; "Pastor Michael Harman" <mr3cm@netins.net>; "pjdavis24" <pjdavis24@aol.com>; "Robert Royle" <rwrstl@earthlink.net> Sent: Thursday, January 18, 2001 6:22 AM Subject: Hillbilly terms > > Hillbilly Medical Terms > > Benign..........................What you be after you be > eight. > > Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria. > > Barium.........................What you do with dead folks. > > Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome. > > Catscan........................Searching for the cat. > Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her. > > Colic............................A sheep dog. > > Coma...........................A punctuation mark. > > D&C............................Where Washington is. > > Dilate...........................To live longer than your > kids do. > > Enema..........................Not a friend. > > Fester...........................Quicker than someone else. > > Fibula...........................A small lie. > > G.I.Series....................World Series of military > baseball. > > Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on. > > Hospital.......................The biggest building in town, > other than Joe's > feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill. > > Impotent......................Distinguished, well known. > > Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work. > > Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown > with a snake. > > Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid. > > Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates. > > Node...........................I knew it. > > Outpatient...................A person who has fainted. > > Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test. > > Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis. > > Post Operative.............A letter carrier. > > Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery. > > Secretion.....................Hiding something > > Seizure........................Roman emperor who lived in the > Ceasarean > Section. > > Tablet.........................A small table to change babies > on. > > Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the train station. > > Tumor........................More than one. > > Urine..........................Opposite of mine. > > Varicose......................Near by > > > > > > > >