Hello Everyone, The following appeared on the Faulkner (ie, Fortner) list, where one doesn't get flamed for posting humor and such, I thought some of you might enjoy it. Janet Hunter A Farmer's Guide to Computers MODEM - what you did to the hay fields. WINDOWS - what you shut when it gets cold outside. WINDOWS 95 - what you open when it hot outside. LOG ON - what you put in the stove when implementing windows. HARD DRIVE - getting home in January. DOWNLOAD - getting the firewood out of the pickup. MEGAHERTZ - what you get if you're not careful downloading. MICROCHIPS - what calves leave in the pasture. CRASH - what you do after settling with IRS and your accountant. COMPUTER - what you say when calling your dog "Puter" to dinner. BYTE - what Puter does when you don't feed him.