The list has been fairly quiet lately, maybe you will enjoy a few little chuckles Blessings Sherry Carroll Qualls Dallas Co Surnames: Carroll, Cheek, Chapman, Rice/Rice, Edington, Pierce My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.. I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! It's 1998... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? A family reunion is an effective form of birth control A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it Genealogists are time unravelers Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people "Crazy" is a relative term in my family A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief. Many a family tree needs pruning Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes Genealogists live in the past lane Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! Always willing to share my ignorance.... Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist! SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME! Genealogy Epitaph Collection   Lester Moore was a Wells Fargo Co. station agent, and is buried at Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les No More. In memory of Lettuce Manning: Oh cruel death To satisfy the palate, Cut down our Lettuce To make a salad. Self Wriiten Epitaph When people's ills, they come to I I physics, bleeds, and sweats 'em; Sometimes they live, sometimes they die; What's that to I? --I. Letsome Epitaph for a Dentist Stranger!  Approach this spot with gravity. John Brown is filling his last cavity. A marker in Enosburg Falls, Vermont Here lies the body of our dead Anna gone to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that dealt the blow But the skin of the thing that laid her low!   Genealogy Epitaph Collection   Lester Moore was a Wells Fargo Co. station agent, and is buried at Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les No More. In memory of Lettuce Manning: Oh cruel death To satisfy the palate, Cut down our Lettuce To make a salad. Self Wriiten Epitaph When people's ills, they come to I I physics, bleeds, and sweats 'em; Sometimes they live, sometimes they die; What's that to I? --I. Letsome Epitaph for a Dentist Stranger!  Approach this spot with gravity. John Brown is filling his last cavity. A marker in Enosburg Falls, Vermont Here lies the body of our dead Anna gone to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that dealt the blow But the skin of the thing that laid her low!