My mother , a very intelligent woman, had a new car. We lived in a city called Decatur. Mother was about to take the new car on a little trip and daddy was trying to explain to her this simple little task: " Now you know where the turn indicator is" (new to cars at that time) Yes , I am quite aware of where to turn in Decatur." No, I mean the turn Indicator, " still Mother persisted and persisted " She knew exactly where the turn in Decatur was" Why wouldn't she , she had lived there all her life. Nothing historical but quite comical and no she is not blonde. Loved the bird story, I can just picture that!!!!!! C.J. Williams