Subject: A Male Driver's Observation: A Male Driver's Observation: > > I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right > in > front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder > to > avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he > hung > his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. > > "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. > > I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female > does anything to me in traffic and here's why: > > I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day. > > Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the > bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the 7 > lanes > I am not in, that means I pass a new car something like every 40 feet > per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be > 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. > > Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure > I > pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something > like > 36,000 cars I pass every day. > > Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000. > > In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of > their > period. That's 642. > > According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or > unrewarding. That's 449. > > According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females > have > seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. > > 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. > > According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry > weapons and this number is increasing. > > This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female > that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has > seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her > period, > and is armed. > > Flip one off? > > I think not. --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, and more