In God We Trust hmm, genealogy??? ----- Original Message ----- From: "julie nunez" <jnunezw@yahoo.com> To: <MO-OREGON-HISTORY-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, February 20, 2003 3:04 AM Subject: [MO-OREGON-HISTORY] A Male driver's Observation > Subject: A Male Driver's Observation: > > A Male Driver's Observation: > > > > > > I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut > right > > > in > > front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the > shoulder > > > to > > avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that > he > > hung > > his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. > > > > "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. > > > > I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a > female > > does anything to me in traffic and here's why: > > > > I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each > day. > > > > Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the > > bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look at the > 7 > > lanes > > I am not in, that means I pass a new car something like every 40 > feet > > per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out > to > > > be > > > > 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. > > > > Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I > > > figure > > > > I > > pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to > something > > like > > 36,000 cars I pass every day. > > > > Statistically, half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000. > > > > In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day > of > > their > > period. That's 642. > > > > According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as > dissatisfying > > > or > > > > unrewarding. That's 449. > > > > According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all > females > > have > > seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. > > > > 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33. > > > > According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry > > weapons and this number is increasing. > > > > This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one > female > > that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, > has > > seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of > her > > period, > > and is armed. > > > > Flip one off? > > > > I think not. > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! Tax Center - forms, calculators, tips, and more > > > ==== MO-OREGON-HISTORY Mailing List ==== > http://www.oregoncountyhistory.net/ > >