Good Morning, Cathy just sent this gem. Thanks CC: > > > >> >You know you are living in the year 2003 when: > > > > >1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not > > > > >have e-mail. > > > > >2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. > > > > >3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so > > > > >she can create a screen saver. > > > > >4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if > > > > >anyone is home. > > > > >5. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of > > > > >the screen. > > > > >6. You buy a computer and 3 months later it's out of date and sells for > > > > >half the price you paid. > > > > >7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the > > > > >first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and > > > > >you turn around to go get it. > > > > >8. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase > > >would > > > > >be a hassle and take planning. > > > > >9. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave. > > > > >10. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. > > > > >11. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet. > > > > >12. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes. > > > > >13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person. > > > > >14. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls. > > > > >15. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if > > > > >you just pulled the plug on a loved one. > > > > >16. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. > > > > >17. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on > > > > >your way back to bed. > > > > >18. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-) > > > > >19. You' re reading this and nodding and laughing. > > > > >20. Even worse; you know exactly who you are going to forward this to... > > > > _____