YOU BETCHA! Application for Minnesota Citizenship Personal Information: Name ___________-son Sex: ___ Ole ___ Lena Home Address ______________ Cabin Address ________________ Religion: _____ Lutheran ______ Other Income: ___We do OK ____We're Blessed___None of your beeswax Qualifications: (check all that apply) ___ I own a gas-powered ice auger. ___ Fargo hit a little close to home. ___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at the Mayo. ___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at Hazelden. ___ I¹ve been trick-or-treating in two feet of snow. ___ My grandmother made me eat lutefisk. ___ I liked it! ___ I¹ve been to a block party. ___ My first beer was a Hamm¹s. ___ My snowmobile has more miles on it than my car. ___ I have a back-up set of jumper cables in my trunk. ___ Despite what everyone else says, I DO NOT HAVE AN ACCENT! True/False: ___ I actually listen to telemarketers. ___ Have a Nice Day is an ORDER! ___ TV news anchors are celebrities. ___ Grumpy Old Men is a documentary. ___ Part of my tongue is on a flagpole somewhere. ___ It's not a rubber binder! It's a rubber band. Multiple Choice: It's time to wear a hat when: A) The temperature is below 10 degrees. B) The temperature is 10 and the wind chill is in negative double-digits. C) Your mother tells you to! Essay Questions: Why I think eelpout makes a good festival. _________________________ What "uff-da" means to me. ___________________ What "oopsey-daisey" really means __________________________