ENJOY !!!!! *Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful* *with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to* *be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of* *me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with* *the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I decided to* *teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her* *that I had joined a parachute club.* *She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 80 years old and you're* *going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I proudly showed her* *that I even got a membership card.* *She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a* *membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."* *"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed* *up for five jumps a week." I told her. She fainted.* *Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes* *it really can be fun.....* ____________________________________________________________*How to Sleep Like a Rock*<http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL3142/511af50c86269750c23e4st03vuc> Obey this one natural trick to fall asleep and stay asleep all nig<http://thirdpartyoffers.juno.com/TGL3142/511af50c86269750c23e4st03vuc>