----- Original Message ----- Sent: Wednesday, February 14, 2007 10:00 PM Subject: Fwd: school lesson Mrs. Parks asked her 6th grade students, "Which body part increases > to 10 times its size, when stimulated?" > No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not > be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my > parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then > fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, > "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" > Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, > "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" > The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, > "Anybody?" > ! Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The > body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the > pupil of the eye." > Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and > continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: > One, you have a dirty mind. > Two, you didn't read your homework. > And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed." > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't get soaked. Take a quick peak at the forecast with theYahoo! Search weather shortcut. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.411 / Virus Database: 268.17.39/686 - Release Date: 2/14/07