> > > 1) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. > > 2) The Dark Ages was caused by the Y1K problem. > > 3) If your voting could really change things, Congress would make it > illegal. > > 4) A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party. > > 5) When blondes have more fun do they know it? > > 6) Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch. > > 7) What happens if you get scared half to death twice? > > 8) Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no. > > 9) The statement below is true. > The statement above is false. > > 10) I don't have a license to kill, but I do have a learners permit. > > > 11) He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, dead. > > 12) I like pitbulls too. Let's exchange recipes. > > 13) Time is fun when you're having flies . . . Kermit > > 14) Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. > > 15) Toilet stolen from Police Station. Cops have nothing to go on. > > 16) If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously > haven't met everybody. > > 17) All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat though. > > 18) If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down. > > 19) Here I am!!! What are your other two wishes? > > 20) Taxation WITH representation ain't much fun either. > > 21) A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > > 22) Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career. > > 23) Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks. > > 24) Gun Control: Use both hands. > > 25) Remember: First you pillage, then you burn. > > 26) To err is human. To forgive is against company policy. > > 27) If Ignorance Is Bliss, you must be Orgasmic. > > 28) Corduroy pillows are making headlines. > > 29) If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. > > 30) Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs. > > 31) Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake. > > 32) Half The People In The World Are Below Average. > > 33) Failure Is Not An Option. It's bundled with your software. > > 34) Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet. > > 35) Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires. > > 36) I'm pretty sure that sex is better than logic but I can't prove > it. > > 37) Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Laugh. > > 38) A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a > thousand times more memory! > > 39) If a thing is worth doing wouldn't it have been done already? > > 40) If we weren't meant to eat animals why are they made of meat? > > 41) Ham and Eggs. Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime > commitment for a pig. > > 42) If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you. >