----- Original Message ----- From: The Headleys <[email protected]> To: Mary Lynn Winham <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, January 31, 2002 6:46 PM Subject: Fw: Southern Gals > Subject: Southern Gals > > > > Southern girls know bad manners when they see them: > > Drinking straight out of a can. > > Not sending thank you notes. > > Velvet after February. > > White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day. > > > > Southern girls appreciate their natural assets: > > Dewy skin. > > A winning smile. > > That unforgettable, Southern drawl. > > > > Southern girls know their manners: > > "Yes, ma'am." > > "Yes, sir." > > > > Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions: > > "Y'all come back!" > > "Well, bless your heart." > > "Drop by when you can." > > "How's your mother?" > > "Love your hair." > > > > Southern girls don't sweat.... they glisten. > > > > Southern girls know their summer weather report: > > Humidity > > Humidity > > Humidity > > > > Southern girls know their three R's: > > Rich > > Richer > > Richest > > > > Southern girls know their vacation spots: > > The Beach > > The Beach > > The Beach > > > > Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August: > > Summer tans > > Wide brimmed hats > > > > Southern girls know everybody's first name: > > Honey > > Dahlin' > > Sugah > > > > Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts: > > Gone With the Wind > > Fried Green Tomatoes > > Driving Miss Daisy > > Steel Magnolias > > > > Southern girls know their religions: > > Baptist > > Methodist > > Football > > > > Southern girls know their country breakfasts: > > Red-eye gravy > > GRITS > > Country ham > > Mouth-watering homemade biscuits > > > > Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm: > > Richmond > > Charleston > > Savannah > > Birmingham > > Nawlins' > > > > Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen: > > Men in uniform. > > Men in tuxedos. > > Rhett Butler, of course. > > > > Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl. > > > > Southern girls know their prime real estate: > > The Mall > > The Beauty Salon > > > > Southern girls know the three deadly sins: > > Bad hair > > Bad manners > > Bad blind dates > > > > Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah! > > > > Now you run along, Sugah, & send this to some other Girls from The South, > > i.e., Southern Belles. Or to some of yo Yankee Girlfriends to make them > > green with envy! > > > > > > >