A man was sick and tired of going to work every day > while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he > went through so he prayed, Dear Lord, I go to work > every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at > home. I want her to know what I go through, so please > create a trade in our bodies.. > > God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.. > The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.. > He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the > kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, > packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and > picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners > and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery > shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, > paid the bills and balance the check book. He > cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was > already 1p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the > laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.. > > Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into > an argument with them on the way home. Set out cookies > and milk and got the kids organized to do their > homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while > he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes > and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops > and snapped fresh beans for supper.. > > After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the > dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. > At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores > weren't finished, he went to bed where he was > expected to make love" which he managed to get through > without complaint.. > > The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by > the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was > thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay > home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.. > > The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, My son, I > feel you have learned your lesson and I will be > happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll have > to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night