> A pair of Martians landed on a country road on Earth in the > middle of the night. "Where are we?" one asked. > > "I think we're in an Earth cemetery," his companion > answered. "See there is a gravestone over there-that man > lived to be 108." > > "What was the man's name?" > > "Miles to Omaha" We visited my mother-in-law last Saturday and I chanced to see the local paper. It only comes out once a week in that little town. There was a big story on Afghan told from the view of a local man who had been there 10 years ago. It did mention "Osmar bin Laden." Close but no cigar! Pat