I hope the List Administrator steps in on this! I don't subscribe to a RootsWeb Surname list to hread stale relayed jokes that some people on the list may find objectionable! Please start a list of your own if you care to do this sort of thing! Mac ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bob Martin" <bmartin@mtneer.net> To: "MARTIN- LIST" <MARTIN-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 2:45 PM Subject: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid > THE REDNECK'S KID > > Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid, and a > Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that > they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. > > "Okay." They all agree. > > The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. > > "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows > that his is at least an inch longer. > > Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only > the biggest, but the fattest. > > That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what > he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math > test, > and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I > played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie'." > > "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. > > "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the > biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, > Mom?" > > Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one". > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message >

I have to assume that some child has used his parent or grandparent's subscription to the Martin list in order to stir up something amongst the earnest researchers. The adolescent subject matter and manner of presentation should be the clue. Also note the person remains internet anonymous because few of us, if any, would persue knowledge of, or any relationship with anyone so stunted in sexual maturity and retarded in social mores. Some pre-teen boy has chuckled to himself, thinking that we would all be excited about his annoying little joke. I pray he moves beyond this clumsy and awkward stage and find the dignity of satisfaction with the gift of sexual expression that God has given to all men. I bet he never knew that his mischeivious little endeavor would cause himself to be brought to the throne of God for prayer that he will grow to be a man of character. Karen Moore Kerr ____________________________________________________________________________________ Expecting? Get great news right away with email Auto-Check. Try the Yahoo! Mail Beta. http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/mailbeta/newmail_tools.html