since humor is banned from here I am unsubscribing from this list suzanne come visit our store:http://stores.ebay.com/BQSD-Enterprises-Store ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bob Martin" <bmartin@mtneer.net> To: "MARTIN- LIST" <MARTIN-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 5:45 PM Subject: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid > THE REDNECK'S KID > > Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid, and a > Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that > they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. > > "Okay." They all agree. > > The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. > > "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows > that his is at least an inch longer. > > Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only > the biggest, but the fattest. > > That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what > he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math > test, > and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I > played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie'." > > "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. > > "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the > biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, > Mom?" > > Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one". > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message >