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    1. [MARTIN] Samuel Martin b. KY
    2. Barbara Samuels
    3. I am seeking info about Samuel MARTIN b. 1786 Logan Co., KY. He was married to Sarah DOTY. They had son John M. b, IL. John married Martha CASSIDY. Would appreciate any information about any or all of these people. Thanks, Barbara

    02/08/2007 05:51:00
    1. Re: [MARTIN] free ancestry search
    2. It asked me to register because it first asks for user name and password

    02/07/2007 01:06:02
    1. [MARTIN] free ancestry search
    2. gggsonfred2
    3. >From another list >I found this while searching - this site offers 3 days of Ancestry for free for Black History Month. You don't have to have black ancestors to get the 3 days for free, all you need to do is uncheck the box that reads something like "search for people of color" and >the search will bring up everyone just like it regularly would at ancestry.com. >I tried it. It asked for my email address. No credit card, no mailing address. http://www.freegenie.net ____________________________________________________________________________________ Have a burning question? Go to www.Answers.yahoo.com and get answers from real people who know.

    02/06/2007 10:02:52
    1. [MARTIN] ATTACHMENTS
    2. Peggy Chastain Craft
    3. List Administrator. For several days I have been receiving e-mails on this list with attachments. My understanding was that no attachments were allowed. Please check this out. Thank you. Peggy C. Craft

    02/06/2007 03:29:07
    1. Re: [MARTIN] William Hawkins Martin
    2. MartinFamilyTree
    3. Hi Marsha, My sister Jo Ann Martin married Robert Hawkins and they lived in Hollis, OK for many years. Check with her for his branch. "Jo Ann Hawkins" < jobobh@pldi.net>, Carl Martin martinfamilytree@gmail.com On 2/5/07, marsha moses <mosesm@earthlink.net> wrote: > > I just picked up the Hawkins in these messages. I monitor this list > because of my husband's Montgomery county, Va Martin connections. But > this year I am pretty much zeroing into the Hawkins surname in Orange > County, VA and in the part of Kentucky that I always describe as "if you > draw a circle around Lexington most of the Hawkins lines that I research > are somewhere in that circle"....but it is a fairly good sized circle > taking in many counties....If I can help with the Hawkins surname, just > let me know. Marsha in WV > > Barbara Samuels wrote: > > >Reagrding William Harvey MARTIN b. 1785 and d. 1855. He was born in > Logan > >Co., KY married 17 Dec 1805 in Logan County to Susan A. WHITAKER. and > died > >1855 in Moultrie Co., IL. They had 6 children. His father my John > MARTIN > >was born 1758 in VA, married 1779 in North Carolina to Sarah Isabella > SCOTT > >and died 1825 in Lawrence Co., IL. William H. was married (2) to Cynthia > >Clark in IL and had 7 children. My William was not alive to serve in the > >Civil War so could not be William Hawkins. Barbara > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: <ROOZOO8@aol.com> > >To: <martin@rootsweb.com> > >Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 4:18 AM > >Subject: Re: [MARTIN] MARTIN Digest, Vol 2, Issue 33 > > > > > > > > > >>For Barbara Samuels: > >> Yes, you have come to the right place! Someone on this board does > >>have > >>your William Harvey Martin, but he is NOT the son of John Martin and > >>Isabell > >>Scott. He was one of my early rabbit trails and I spent many an hour > >>chasing > >>him. My ancestor is William HAWKINS Martin, son of John Martin and > Isabell > >>Martin. > >> After 30 years of research and TONS of documentation, I am > >>absolutely > >>certain your William Harvey is NOT the son of John and Isabell. I have > >>William > >>Hawkins Martin's discharge papers from the Civil War stating his middle > >>name > >>as Hawkins. I also have bible records that mach his birthdate to this > >>William > >>Hawkins and list him as the son of John and Isabell. John and Isabell's > >>William H. was born 5/28/1823 and died 7/2/1893. I also have allhis > >>descendency > >>information and letters written between his brothers and parents during > >>the civil > >>war. > >> Your William Harvey is often incorrectly listed by many people as > >>the > >>son of John and Isabell and it made my life miserable for years trying > to > >>connect him. So don't feel bad, there is a lot of mis-information out > >>there, that > >>is why this group is so valuable. The good news is he is not John and > >>Isabell's son, because so far, nobody but nobody has been able to find > >>their parents > >>for sure. Several guesses out there, but nothing concrete that I know > of. > >> However, your William Harvey is pretty well documented I believe. > He > >>is not mine and I cannot help you. But, there are definitely people here > >>that > >>can. Try going to the threaded archives and checking the old posts. If > you > >>do > >>not know how to do that, contact our list administrator and she can tell > >>you > >>how to do it. Don't despair, knowing who you are NOT related to, is > often > >>just > >>as important as knowing who you ARE related to. > >>I wish you luck and good hunting! Welcome aboard. > >>Best regards, > >>Maggie > >> > >>------------------------------- > >>To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > >>MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes > >>in the subject and the body of the message > >> > >> > > > > > >------------------------------- > >To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message > > > > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message > -- Carl Martin Greater Harris County Family Tree Club MartinFamilyTree@gmail.com

    02/06/2007 02:16:15
    1. Re: [MARTIN] MARTIN Digest, Vol 2, Issue 31
    2. don martin
    3. Janet, I had the same questions as Roozoo8. Do you have the web page address showing the manifests. Thanks, Don Martin ----- Original Message ----- From: <ROOZOO8@aol.com> To: <martin@rootsweb.com> Sent: Sunday, February 04, 2007 9:32 AM Subject: Re: [MARTIN] MARTIN Digest, Vol 2, Issue 31 > Janet, > You wrote: Rev. William Martin brought 3 shiploads of Presbyterians into > South > Carolina > > What year did they arrive, and from what port? Also, yousaid the ship > manifest was on line, do you have a web address for that? > Thanks! > Maggie > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message >

    02/06/2007 05:52:04
    1. Re: [MARTIN] MARTIN Digest, Vol 2, Issue 31
    2. Casa Del Luna
    3. This site http://homepages.rootsweb.com/~merle/Rm/index.htm#Shiplists has some interesting data about the 3 shiploads of Presbyterians. The site notes that the names have been gleaned from records other than the actual ship's list . I am uncertain if any ship's passenger lists for these people actually exist, but, if they do, I doubt if they would be freely available, except in someone's posted family line, which could be erroneous. For the past few years, a great deal of the list are only viewable with an Ancestry subscription, but you may get lucky by viewing the free ones on Cyndi's List. If the site above gives the actual names of the ships, that's a great start. Good luck! Mac ----- Original Message ----- From: "don martin" <ddnitram65@peoplepc.com> To: <martin@rootsweb.com> Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 9:52 AM Subject: Re: [MARTIN] MARTIN Digest, Vol 2, Issue 31 > Janet, I had the same questions as Roozoo8. Do you have the web page > address > showing the manifests. Thanks, Don Martin > ----- Original Message ----- > From: <ROOZOO8@aol.com> > To: <martin@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Sunday, February 04, 2007 9:32 AM > Subject: Re: [MARTIN] MARTIN Digest, Vol 2, Issue 31 > > >> Janet, >> You wrote: Rev. William Martin brought 3 shiploads of Presbyterians into >> South >> Carolina >> >> What year did they arrive, and from what port? Also, yousaid the ship >> manifest was on line, do you have a web address for that? >> Thanks! >> Maggie >> >> ------------------------------- >> To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to >> MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the >> quotes >> in the subject and the body of the message >> > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message >

    02/06/2007 03:21:33
    1. [MARTIN] Descendants of William & Sarah Tooley Martin
    2. Thelma Martin
    3. I hope someone can help. I am looking for descendants of William and Sarah Tooley Martin married in Pike Co., IL July 2, 1882. Their children's names are Fannie L. (Leona ?), Harvey E. and William E. Either Harvey or William used their middle name of Ernest. I found the family in the 1900 census with 2 more children, Viola and Elmer, who died in 1900 and 1901 respectively. In Nov. 1919 William Sr. was living in Beaver Dam, Wisconsin according to his father's obituary (father-Joel Chandler Martin). Does anyone know this family? And where any descendants are? Thanks, Thelma Martin PS Julia, Thanks for your help. _________________________________________________________________ FREE online classifieds from Windows Live Expo – buy and sell with people you know http://clk.atdmt.com/MSN/go/msnnkwex0010000001msn/direct/01/?href=http://expo.live.com?s_cid=Hotmail_tagline_12/06

    02/06/2007 02:49:29
    1. Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid from the LIST ADM.
    2. Bob has assured me that his sending this Joke to the list was one of those cases when in sending to a buddy, his finger hit the wrong email address. I know there are some on this list who has never made a mistake, but most of us can relate. There was no harm done and I think that we can go on with our Genealogy after a good laugh. Julia French Wood

    02/05/2007 02:46:12
    1. Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid
    2. my understanding of tolerance is to learn to appreciate and accept differences in pluralistic socieieties and spaces - not ethnic slurs/jokes, sexism, etc... I don't believe we should tolerate any behavior that is demeaning or dehumanizing Carolina Martin Ramos

    02/05/2007 01:25:24
    1. Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid
    2. Joyce G. Reece
    3. And it just makes me so proud I'm from Tennessee, a Redneck, and a Hillbilly! Actually I sure the person who posted that bit of humor probably did it by mistake. It's easy done and I've done so myself more than once. Let's just practice a bit of tolderance and patience and keep our good humors intact. Joyce Gaston Reece ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sauls" <wasauls@bellsouth.net> To: <martin@rootsweb.com> Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 7:12 PM Subject: Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid > since humor is banned from here I am unsubscribing from this list > > suzanne > come visit our store:http://stores.ebay.com/BQSD-Enterprises-Store > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Bob Martin" <bmartin@mtneer.net> > To: "MARTIN- LIST" <MARTIN-L@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 5:45 PM > Subject: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid > > >> THE REDNECK'S KID >> >> Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid, and a >> Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that >> they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. >> >> "Okay." They all agree. >> >> The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. >> >> "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows >> that his is at least an inch longer. >> >> Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only >> the biggest, but the fattest. >> >> That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what >> he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math >> test, >> and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and >> I >> played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie'." >> >> "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. >> >> "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the >> biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, >> Mom?" >> >> Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one". >> >> >> ------------------------------- >> To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to >> MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the >> quotes >> in the subject and the body of the message >> > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Free Edition. > Version: 7.5.432 / Virus Database: 268.17.26/670 - Release Date: 2/5/2007 > 2:04 PM >

    02/05/2007 12:48:40
    1. [MARTIN] William Hawkins Martin
    2. marsha moses
    3. I just picked up the Hawkins in these messages. I monitor this list because of my husband's Montgomery county, Va Martin connections. But this year I am pretty much zeroing into the Hawkins surname in Orange County, VA and in the part of Kentucky that I always describe as "if you draw a circle around Lexington most of the Hawkins lines that I research are somewhere in that circle"....but it is a fairly good sized circle taking in many counties....If I can help with the Hawkins surname, just let me know. Marsha in WV Barbara Samuels wrote: >Reagrding William Harvey MARTIN b. 1785 and d. 1855. He was born in Logan >Co., KY married 17 Dec 1805 in Logan County to Susan A. WHITAKER. and died >1855 in Moultrie Co., IL. They had 6 children. His father my John MARTIN >was born 1758 in VA, married 1779 in North Carolina to Sarah Isabella SCOTT >and died 1825 in Lawrence Co., IL. William H. was married (2) to Cynthia >Clark in IL and had 7 children. My William was not alive to serve in the >Civil War so could not be William Hawkins. Barbara >----- Original Message ----- >From: <ROOZOO8@aol.com> >To: <martin@rootsweb.com> >Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 4:18 AM >Subject: Re: [MARTIN] MARTIN Digest, Vol 2, Issue 33 > > > > >>For Barbara Samuels: >> Yes, you have come to the right place! Someone on this board does >>have >>your William Harvey Martin, but he is NOT the son of John Martin and >>Isabell >>Scott. He was one of my early rabbit trails and I spent many an hour >>chasing >>him. My ancestor is William HAWKINS Martin, son of John Martin and Isabell >>Martin. >> After 30 years of research and TONS of documentation, I am >>absolutely >>certain your William Harvey is NOT the son of John and Isabell. I have >>William >>Hawkins Martin's discharge papers from the Civil War stating his middle >>name >>as Hawkins. I also have bible records that mach his birthdate to this >>William >>Hawkins and list him as the son of John and Isabell. John and Isabell's >>William H. was born 5/28/1823 and died 7/2/1893. I also have allhis >>descendency >>information and letters written between his brothers and parents during >>the civil >>war. >> Your William Harvey is often incorrectly listed by many people as >>the >>son of John and Isabell and it made my life miserable for years trying to >>connect him. So don't feel bad, there is a lot of mis-information out >>there, that >>is why this group is so valuable. The good news is he is not John and >>Isabell's son, because so far, nobody but nobody has been able to find >>their parents >>for sure. Several guesses out there, but nothing concrete that I know of. >> However, your William Harvey is pretty well documented I believe. He >>is not mine and I cannot help you. But, there are definitely people here >>that >>can. Try going to the threaded archives and checking the old posts. If you >>do >>not know how to do that, contact our list administrator and she can tell >>you >>how to do it. Don't despair, knowing who you are NOT related to, is often >>just >>as important as knowing who you ARE related to. >>I wish you luck and good hunting! Welcome aboard. >>Best regards, >>Maggie >> >>------------------------------- >>To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to >>MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes >>in the subject and the body of the message >> >> > > >------------------------------- >To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message > > >

    02/05/2007 12:28:37
    1. Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid
    2. Sauls
    3. since humor is banned from here I am unsubscribing from this list suzanne come visit our store:http://stores.ebay.com/BQSD-Enterprises-Store ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bob Martin" <bmartin@mtneer.net> To: "MARTIN- LIST" <MARTIN-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 5:45 PM Subject: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid > THE REDNECK'S KID > > Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid, and a > Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that > they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. > > "Okay." They all agree. > > The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. > > "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows > that his is at least an inch longer. > > Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only > the biggest, but the fattest. > > That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what > he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math > test, > and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I > played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie'." > > "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. > > "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the > biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, > Mom?" > > Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one". > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message >

    02/05/2007 12:12:01
    1. Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid
    2. This problem has been addressed. Please, no more comments. Julia French Wood Martin List Adm.

    02/05/2007 11:38:47
    1. Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid
    2. I find this totally offensive for different reasons. this is not appropriate for this listserv. who is our moderator?

    02/05/2007 11:21:25
    1. Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid
    2. chuck class
    3. Not what these lists are for Thank You chuck administrator of the class and lape mailing lists ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sauls" <wasauls@bellsouth.net> To: <martin@rootsweb.com> Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 6:03 PM Subject: Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid > Personally I find it enlightening!!!! Always nice to have some humor, makes > life easier. > suz > > come visit our store:http://stores.ebay.com/BQSD-Enterprises-Store > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Casa Del Luna" <sharmacvilla@comcast.net> > To: <martin@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 5:56 PM > Subject: Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid > > > >I hope the List Administrator steps in on this! I don't subscribe to a > > RootsWeb Surname list to hread stale relayed jokes that some people on the > > list may find objectionable! Please start a list of your own if you care > > to > > do this sort of thing! > > > > Mac > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Bob Martin" <bmartin@mtneer.net> > > To: "MARTIN- LIST" <MARTIN-L@rootsweb.com> > > Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 2:45 PM > > Subject: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid > > > > > >> THE REDNECK'S KID > >> > >> Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid, and a > >> Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that > >> they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. > >> > >> "Okay." They all agree. > >> > >> The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. > >> > >> "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows > >> that his is at least an inch longer. > >> > >> Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only > >> the biggest, but the fattest. > >> > >> That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what > >> he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math > >> test, > >> and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and > >> I > >> played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie'." > >> > >> "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. > >> > >> "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the > >> biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, > >> Mom?" > >> > >> Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one". > >> > >> > >> ------------------------------- > >> To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > >> MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > >> quotes > >> in the subject and the body of the message > >> > > > > > > > > ------------------------------- > > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > > in the subject and the body of the message > > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message >

    02/05/2007 11:16:33
    1. Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid
    2. Sauls
    3. Personally I find it enlightening!!!! Always nice to have some humor, makes life easier. suz come visit our store:http://stores.ebay.com/BQSD-Enterprises-Store ----- Original Message ----- From: "Casa Del Luna" <sharmacvilla@comcast.net> To: <martin@rootsweb.com> Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 5:56 PM Subject: Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid >I hope the List Administrator steps in on this! I don't subscribe to a > RootsWeb Surname list to hread stale relayed jokes that some people on the > list may find objectionable! Please start a list of your own if you care > to > do this sort of thing! > > Mac > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Bob Martin" <bmartin@mtneer.net> > To: "MARTIN- LIST" <MARTIN-L@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 2:45 PM > Subject: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid > > >> THE REDNECK'S KID >> >> Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid, and a >> Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that >> they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. >> >> "Okay." They all agree. >> >> The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. >> >> "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows >> that his is at least an inch longer. >> >> Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only >> the biggest, but the fattest. >> >> That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what >> he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math >> test, >> and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and >> I >> played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie'." >> >> "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. >> >> "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the >> biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, >> Mom?" >> >> Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one". >> >> >> ------------------------------- >> To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to >> MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the >> quotes >> in the subject and the body of the message >> > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message >

    02/05/2007 11:03:14
    1. Re: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid
    2. Sauls
    3. LOL thanks for sharing!!! suz : ) come visit our store:http://stores.ebay.com/BQSD-Enterprises-Store ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bob Martin" <bmartin@mtneer.net> To: "MARTIN- LIST" <MARTIN-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Monday, February 05, 2007 5:45 PM Subject: [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid > THE REDNECK'S KID > > Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid, and a > Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that > they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. > > "Okay." They all agree. > > The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. > > "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows > that his is at least an inch longer. > > Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only > the biggest, but the fattest. > > That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what > he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math > test, > and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I > played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie'." > > "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. > > "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the > biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, > Mom?" > > Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one". > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > MARTIN-request@rootsweb.com with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in the subject and the body of the message >

    02/05/2007 10:48:51
    1. [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid
    2. Bob Martin
    3. THE REDNECK'S KID Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid, and a Redneck kid are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. "Okay." They all agree. The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer. Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest. That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie'." "What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother. "Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is that true, Mom?" Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one".

    02/05/2007 10:45:49
    1. [MARTIN] Fw: Redneck's kid
    2. Karen K
    3. I have to assume that some child has used his parent or grandparent's subscription to the Martin list in order to stir up something amongst the earnest researchers. The adolescent subject matter and manner of presentation should be the clue. Also note the person remains internet anonymous because few of us, if any, would persue knowledge of, or any relationship with anyone so stunted in sexual maturity and retarded in social mores. Some pre-teen boy has chuckled to himself, thinking that we would all be excited about his annoying little joke. I pray he moves beyond this clumsy and awkward stage and find the dignity of satisfaction with the gift of sexual expression that God has given to all men. I bet he never knew that his mischeivious little endeavor would cause himself to be brought to the throne of God for prayer that he will grow to be a man of character. Karen Moore Kerr ____________________________________________________________________________________ Expecting? Get great news right away with email Auto-Check. Try the Yahoo! Mail Beta. http://advision.webevents.yahoo.com/mailbeta/newmail_tools.html

    02/05/2007 08:39:32