WORDS OF WISDOM 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. No one is listening until you make a mistake. 4. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 5. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 6. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. 9. Never mess up an apology with an excuse. 10. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 12. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. 13. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. 14. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. 15. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 16. Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. 17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 18. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance. 19. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 20. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. 21. Telling a man to go to hell and making him do it are two entirely different propositions. 22. Tact is the ability to tell him to go to hell and have him glad to be on his way. 23. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 24. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 25. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 26. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. 27. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 28. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 29. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 30. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Anna Wood Farm Starston