> > > Subject: Solve Problems > > 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup > of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be > almost instantly removed. > > 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting > someone else to hold them while you chop away. > > 3. Avoid arguments with the ladies about lifting the toilet seat by > simply using the sink instead. > > 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a > while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. > > 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you > from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze > button. > > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you > will be afraid to cough. > > 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your toe with a hammer, then you will > forget about the tooth ache. > > 8. Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really > are...You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move > and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct > tape. > > 9. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship > are: "I apologize" and "You are right." > > 10. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. > > 11. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. > > 12. Never pass up an opportunity to potty. > > 13 . If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have another > chance! > > 14. And Finally ... Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You > never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan. >

I hope that the List Administrator has removed John from the List, and placed him on the Reject List. Carl Hommel Another List Administrator ----- Original Message ----- From: "John" <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Saturday, March 13, 2004 5:19 PM Subject: [MAFRANKL] Re: Fw: Make life a little better > > > > > > Subject: Solve Problems