Wow! What a time to join your list....I am researching ancestors of Allie Brown Looney...Born 31 January 1872 carroll county Tennessee..This is my mother in laws side of the family...Quite an interesting bunch... Terry Paulus ----- Original Message ----- From: Glyn Trimble <[email protected]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Friday, March 10, 2000 9:47 AM Subject: Re: [LOONEY-L] chuckle > ANY MORE OF THIS AND I AM OFF THE NET > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: <[email protected]> > To: <[email protected]> > Sent: Friday, March 10, 2000 8:44 AM > Subject: [LOONEY-L] chuckle > > > Three guys, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. > They all suffer from a severe stutter. > "What's it to be?" asks the stunningly beautiful landlady. > > "Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi.................." says the > Englishman. > Up steps the Irishman. "Threeee p pints of of of of gui gui gui > gui................." > Then the Scotsman tries. "Th th th th th th th th th th th th th > th....................." > "Oh bugger this !" says the beautiful landlady and walks away to serve > someone else. She returns ten minutes later and asks if they are ready to > order yet. > > "Th th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi", stutters the Englishman. > "Three pints of gui gui gui gui........." tries Paddy. > And then Scotty starts "Th th th th th th th th th th th th th..........". > "Look" says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet, > "If any one of you can tell me where you live without stuttering I'll let > you > shag me!" > > Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman. > "Where do you live?" "M M M M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch." > "No. You lose." says the beautiful landlady. > Turning to the Scotsman,she asks, "Where do you live Scotty?", trying not to > laugh. > > "E E E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb." > "Sorry, you lose." says the gorgeous woman. > "And Paddy, where do you live?" she purrs at the Irishman. > > "London" blurts out the Irishman. "Oh. Bugger!" says the landlady. > A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes him by > the hand and leads him upstairs. > Once in the bedroom she strips to her underwear, next she takes off her bra > exposing a voluptuous bosom. Finally she slides off her panties then climbs > into bed. > > Paddy with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for glory, > and then, right at the climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams out > "...............- D D D D D Derry!!" > > > ==== LOONEY Mailing List ==== > To unsubscribe, send a message to [email protected] > with the command UNSUBSCRIBE as the only line in the message's body. > If you're in digest, send it to [email protected] > > > > > ==== LOONEY Mailing List ==== > Please keep the topic related to LOONEY (and variants) family history. > Other topics should be taken off-line (mail them directly). Also, don't > post "ME TOO" or "GO AHEAD" messages to the list. Send them directly. > Note: The default "Reply To:" for this list is the list, not the sender. > > __________________________________________ NetZero - Defenders of the Free World Get your FREE Internet Access and Email at http://www.netzero.net/download/index.html