Frances Henderson (who is helping me with some great LITTLETON research) sent me this and I thought I'd pass it along. It's kinda cute. Some of you might have already seen it, but for the rest of you - enjoy. Terry Littleton (listdad) >> If Your Family Tree Doesn't Fork >> >> Many many years ago >> when I was twenty three, >> I got married to a widow who >> was pretty as could be. >> >> This widow had a grown-up daughter >> Who had hair of red. >> My father fell in love with her, >> And soon the two were wed. >> >> This made my dad my son-in-law >> And changed my very life. >> My daughter was my mother, >> For she was my father's wife. >> >> To complicate the matters worse, >> Although it brought me joy, >> I soon became the father >> Of a bouncing baby boy. >> >> My little baby then became >> A brother-in-law to dad. >> And so became my uncle, >> Though it made me very sad. >> >> For if he was my uncle, >> Then that also made him brother >> To the widow's grown-up daughter >> Who, of course, was my step-mother. >> >> Father's wife then had a son, >> Who kept them on the run. >> And he became my grandson, >> For he was my daughter's son. >> >> My wife is now my mother's mother >> And it makes me blue. >> Because, although she is my wife, >> She's my grandmother too. >> >> If my wife is my grandmother, >> Then I am her grandchild. >> and every time I think of it, >> It simply drives me wild. >> >> For now I have become >> The strangest case you ever saw. >> As the husband of my grandmother, >> I am my own grandpa! >