Good Evening My Little Sleigh Bells, Need a last minute gift for those Naughty Little Ones? Try this! You'll need: 1 bag white miniature marshmallows 1 gallon size ziploc bag 1 sheet colored cellophane ribbon Put the bag of marshmallows in the ziploc bag. Wrap with colored cellophane and tie with a ribbon. Attach the following note: "Dear ______, Santa has you on his list this year As being more naughty than nice, But due to an unstable energy market, And skyrocketing fuel prices, Could not afford to give you a Lump of Coal. So this year Santa is giving you ... A bag of Snowman's Poop! Merry Christmas!