arto, bee boes, club, degg, esshole fast,gam. keep. mard, mendin, ponful, sauce,sugar, Lets see how you Lanky folk get on Bren

Let's have a go, Bren. arto, is that "are you", art thou, pronounce "Art 'oo". Unless it's that little dustbin on legs in Star Wars! Beeboes is sleep, to a kiddie. Cum on, up them dancers. Club is HP. Not sure on the next one; but fast is fixed; stuck fast, made fast. Gam is "Game" as in a gamecock, Keep dunno again; mard is soft or whiny, or overloving. Mendin is getting better, ponful I dunno, sauce is cheek and sugar is a euphemism for "dear ME!" How did I do?? Try these, "Fa'se", pronounced Fause, or "Hoo's a wick 'un!" Ian