Be warned: This is totally off-topic My south of Scotland friend, with tongue in cheek, now wants me to address her as Lady XXX. (I suggested Lady Muck, for obvious reasons as she would be a lady of mucky land if it rained a lot!) A fellow who is the “Chief” of a Scottish-American group I belong to styles himself as Chief Laird XXX. When I saw publicity in the newspaper with this title for a contact name for the group, I quite blustered! Where did they acquire such important titles? Go to http://www.highlandtitles.com/ Unfortunately, plugs of land are not being offered for sale in the Central Belt. If you want to own land in the hielans to be a Lady or Laird, however, go to the link for further information. Maisie