Your phunnies for the week to get you off on a good foot... Have a great week every one... Jeannie <>< Grins: The following series of advertisements reportedly appeared in a daily newspaper: Monday: "The Rev. A. J. Jones has one color TV set for sale. Telephone 555-1313 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Donnelley who lives with him, cheap." Tuesday: "We regret any embarrassment caused to Rev. Jones by a typographical error in yesterday's paper. The ad should have read: the Rev. A. J. Jones has one color TV set for sale, cheap. Telephone 555-1313 and ask for Mrs. Donnelley, who lives with him after 7 p.m." Wednesday: "The Rev. A. J. Jones informs us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of an incorrect ad in yesterday's paper. It should have read: The Rev. A. J. Jones has one color TV set for sale, cheap. Telephone 555-1313 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Donnelley who loves with him." Thursday: "Please take notice that I, the Rev. A. J. Jones, have no color TV set for sale; I have smashed it. Don't call 555-1313 anymore. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Donnelley. She was, until yesterday, my housekeeper." Friday: "Wanted: a housekeeper. Usual duties. Good pay. Love in, Rev. A. J. Jones. Telephone 555-1313 Grace and Grins, Christopher A. Faria Grace and Grins is not endorsed by the US Government, US Army or Army Chaplaincy. Grace and Grins (c)1999 Christopher A. Faria