>From: "Doyle and Orma Rogers" <door@theriver.com> >To: <Undisclosed.Recipients@pantano.theriver.com> >Subject: Fw: What I done in Texas! >Date: Mon, 12 Jul 1999 13:02:05 -0600 > > > > > A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. > Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, > which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had > been stolen. > > He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught > it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the >ceiling. > "WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" > he yelled with surprising force. No one answered. > > "ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER BEER, AND IF MY HOSS > AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT > I DONE IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I > DONE IN TEXAS!" > > Some of the locals shifted restlessly. He had another beer, walked > outside, and his horse was back! > > He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender left > the bar and asked meekly, "Say partner, before you go ... > what happened in Texas?" > >> > The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home." > > _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com