<< Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." [Dave Platt] "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." [Bruce Graham] "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." [Unknown] "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." [Anonymous] "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." [Jeff Valdez] "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." [English proverb] "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." [Ellen Perry Berkeley] "One cat just leads to another." [Ernest Hemingway] "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." [Mary Bly] "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." [Joseph Wood Krutch] "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." [Faith Resnick] "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." [Anonymous] "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." [Hippolyte Taine] "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." [Unknown] "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." [Albert Schweitzer] "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." [Ernest Menaul] "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." "Time spent with cats is never wasted." [Colette] "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." [Missy Dizick] "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." [Colonial American proverb] "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." [Joseph Wood Krutch] "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." >>