Your phunnie for the week... have a great day.. Jeannie <>< Can a first cousin, once removed, return? >> > > >> > >Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite. >> > > >> > >Crazy.... is a relative term in MY family. >> > > >> > >Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! >> > > >> > >Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway. >> > > >> > >Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. >> > > >> > >I trace my family history so I will know who to blame. >> > > >> > >It's hard to be humble with ancestors like mine! >> > > >> > >Life takes its toll. Have exact change ready! >> > > >> > >Searching for lost relatives? Win the Lottery! >> > > >> > >That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN! >> > > >> > >Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose. >> > > >> > >Every family tree has some sap in it. >> > > >> > >FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. >> > > >> > >Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate. >> > > >> > >Genealogists do it in the library. >> > > >> > >Genealogists live in the past lane. >> > > >> > >Genealogists never die, they just loose their roots. >> > > >> > >Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need. >> > > >> > >Genealogy: Collecting dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin! >> > > >> > >Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living. >> > > >> > >Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! >> > > >> > >I looked at my family tree...there were two dogs using it. >> > > >> > >I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom. >> > > >> > >Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards. >> > > >> > >My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program. >> > > >> > >My family tree is a few branches short! >> > > >> > >Research: What I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing. >> > > >> > >Take nothing but ancestors, leave nothing but records. >> > > >> > >Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related. >> > > >> > > >> > >> > > >