Genealogy Humor 1.My family coat of arms ties at the back....is that normal? 2.My family tree is a few branches short! All help appreciated 3.My ancestors must be in a witness protection program! 4.Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall! 5.My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets. 6.How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?? 7.I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.. 8.I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged 9.I'm searching for myself; Have you seen me ? 10.If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help... 11.Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more! 12.It's 2000... Do you know where your-Great-G. Grandparents are? 13.A family reunion is an effective form of birth control 14.A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots 15.A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away 16.After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted 17.Am I the only person up my tree... sure seems like it 18.Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples 19.Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree? 20.FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records. 21.Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it 22.Genealogists are time unravels 23.Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide... I seek! 24.Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people 25."Crazy" is a relative term in my family 26.A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor 27.I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand 28.I Should have asked them BEFORE they died! 29.I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days 30.I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower 31.Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards, as progress 32.Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality 33.Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! 34.It's an unusual family that hath neither a lady of the evening or a thief. 35.Many a family tree needs pruning 36.Shh! Be very, very quiet.... I'm hunting forebears. 37.Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! 38.That's strange: half my ancestors are WOMEN! 39.I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes 40.Genealogists live in the past lane 41.Cousins marrying cousins: Very tangled roots! 42.Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree 43.Alright! Everybody out of the gene pool! 44.Always willing to share my ignorance.... 45.Documentation...The hardest part of genealogy 46.Genealogy: Chasing your own tale! 47.Genealogy...will I ever find time to mow the lawn again? 48.That's the problem with the gene pool: NO Lifeguards 49.I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist! 50.SO MANY ANCESTORS...........................SO LITTLE TIME!