SorryJean, I did not mean to send it to the list. Carol ----- Original Message ----- From: Jean Dalrymple <motherd@theriver.com> To: <KYNICHOL-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Sunday, February 27, 2000 6:22 PM Subject: RE: [KYNICHOL] Fw: HUMMMMMM?????? > The Phunnie is great but... the rule is I am the ONLY one aloud to post > one... if not this rule then we would be having a phunnie list instead of a > county list :) > > Have a great day... Jeannie <>< > > -----Original Message----- > From: Roger D. Lovitt, Sr. [mailto:rdlwcl@kih.net] > Sent: Sunday, February 27, 2000 4:21 PM > To: KYNICHOL-L@rootsweb.com > Subject: [KYNICHOL] Fw: HUMMMMMM?????? > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Jacqueline DeLawter <wa9mzd@webtv.net> > To: <crbybee@intrnet.net>; <k9zls@wcrtc.net>; <k0ovb@i1.net>; > <cdalton@seidata.com>; <wa9pds@soltec.net>; <k4uub@bellsouth.net>; > <n9ohr@family-net.net>; <hlca@mrtc.com>; <K9GKR@midwest.net>; > <khaynes@evansville.net>; <bcissel@intelos.net>; <rdlwcl@kih.net>; > <ybnormal@ka.net>; <twray@webtv.net> > Sent: Sunday, February 27, 2000 6:05 PM > Subject: HUMMMMMM?????? > > > Subject: PREACHER'S ASS > > A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and being told there > was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter > it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for > horses was so high that the preacher settled on a donkey instead. The > preacher figured, since he bought the animal, he might as well race it. > To his great surprise, the donkey did quite well and came in third > place. The next day, the racing sheets carried this headline: > Preacher > Shows Ass > > The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the > races again, and this time the animal won first place. The paper said: > Preacher's > Ass Out In Front > > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the > preacher not to enter the donkey in any more races. The newspaper > printed this headline: > Bishop > Scratches Preacher's Ass > > This was too much for the Bishop and he ordered the preacher to get rid > of the donkey. The preacher decided to give the animal to a nun in a > local convent. The next day, the headlines read: > Nun > Has Best Ass In Town > > The Bishop fainted. When he came around, he informed the nun that she > would have to dispose of the donkey. The nun searched, finally finding a > farmer willing to buy the animal for ten dollars. The paper stated: > Nun > Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks! > > They buried the Bishop the next day. > (contributed by "Smitty") > > "For yesterday I hold no apologies, For tomorrow I hold no answers, > Today is a gift and I will honor it by fully living in > it."~~~Smile~~~~~Jackie > > "Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either." > > > > >