Dr. Rice - I am sure sorry that I offended you or anyone else with Kentucky humor. I was born and raised in East Kentucky as were my parents. I go back to Morgan County ever chance I get to visit my relatives. After a long hard day I my self got a laugh from the jokes when I received them by e*mail from someone else and thought that maybe they would cheer someone else (from some of the replies they did). Again my apologies to you and anyone else that was offended. -Lt/Col Frank I. Elam, USAF (ret) For Kandice - I have 10 children for Stephen Bryant Sargent and Margaret Gold. Stephen was the son of William Sargent , Sr. dob abt 1715 in New Kent, VA., and Sarah Lea, daughter of William Lea and Francis Major. My mother, Ima Dee Sargent dob 8 Jul 1902 in Blairs Mill, Morgan Co. KY, was the daughter of James P. Sargent and Edna Ellington. I'll send you a seperate e*mail about this family. Glad you enjoyed the jokes.