At 5:08 PM -0700 4/20/99, Frank I Elam wrote: > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Eastern Kentucky? > A: Everyone has the same DNA. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I laughed out loud at that one. (I'm allowed, 'cuz my great-grandfather's mother was a twin sister to his wife's grandmother.) But, you know these jokes must have been written by a Hoosier. Nobody in Kentucky says "Eastern". It's East Kentucky.