Frank I liked your jokes,i change the state an make Them Texas jokes. David J. Gillespie Kentuckian in Texas -----Original Message----- From: Frank I Elam <[email protected]> To: [email protected] <[email protected]> Date: Tuesday, April 20, 1999 5:14 PM Subject: Kentuckians > > A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. > He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" > The driver says, "Bout what?" > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Q: What's long and hard on a Kentucky football player? > A: First grade! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery? > A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Q: Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Eastern Kentucky? > A: Everyone has the same DNA. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Frankfort, > Kentucky burned down? > A: Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > A new law recently passed in Eastern Kentucky: When a couple gets > divorced, they're still brother and sister. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky? > A: I-75. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street > toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, > one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" > "Jus' some chickens." > "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" > "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." > "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?" > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Q: What do a divorce in Eastern Kentucky, a tornado in Kansas, > and a hurricane in Florida have in common? > A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next > door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over > here. My house is on fire!" > "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" > "Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?" > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Q: Why do folks in Eastern Kentucky go to the movie theater in > groups of 18 or more? > A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > Q: What do you get when you have 32 Eastern Kentuckians in the > same room? > A: A full set of teeth. > > > >