Two Keys (Clever bit) There was some confusion at the funeral home... Two keys hung in the funeral director's office - one was for the organ in the chapel and the other was for one of the cars in the garage. The employees could never remember which key was which. So one day, the funeral director decided he'd rectify the situation by putting small signs above each key. No longer would anyone confuse the organ key with the car key. The two small signs above the keys read: "Hymn" and "Hearse."