Found this on another list, thought you might appreciate the humor!! Would you believe...these are copies of actual correspondence received by = the Family History Department Our 2nd great grandfather was found dead crossing the plains in the librar= y. He was married 3 times in the endowment house and has 21 children. For running down the Wheelers, I will send $3.00 more. He and his daughter are listed as not being born. I would like to find out if I have any living relatives or dead relatives = or ancestors in my family. Will you send me a list of all the Dripps in your library? My Grandfather died at the age of 3. We are sending you 5 children in a separate envelope. Documentation: Family Bible in possession of Aunt Merle until the tornado= hit Topeka, Kansas, now only the Good Lord know where it is . . . The wife of #22 could not be found. Somebody suggested that she might have been stillborn =96 what do you think? I am mailing you my aunt and uncle and 3 of their children. Enclosed please find my Grandmother. I have worked on her for 30 years wit= hout success. Now see what you can do. I have a hard time finding myself in London. If I were there I was very sm= all and cannot be found. This family had 7 nephews that I am unable to find. If you know who they a= re, please add them to the list. We lost our Grandmother, will you please send us a copy? Will you please send me the name of my first wife? I have forgotten her na= me. A 14-year-old boy wrote: "I do not want you to do my research for me. Wil= l you please send me all of the material on the Welch line, in the US, Engla= nd and Scotland countries? I will do the research. Further research will be necessary to eliminate one of the parents. Betty Lou Riley List Owner for: OHAdams-L, KYGreenu-L, KYLewis-L, Crockett-L, McGovney-L, and RileyRelics-L. Instructions at: <http://www.zoomnet.net/~chipmunk/SurnamesMail.html> CC for Greenup Co, KY: <http://www.rootsweb.com/~kygreenu/> Transcriber: Adams Co.OH USGenWeb Census Project: <http://www.usgenweb.org/census/info/>