Jess Old Friend.... God forbid that we should ever have those kinds of worries. Not the worries that would involve you jumpin outa airplanes, nor those that come with the actual fighting and carrying on that comes with having the world at war. The worries Im speakin of is how your family and friends would be able to sleep at night knowin the pride and true treasure of Clay County would be away from home kickin the tar outa somebody. I suppose this could provide more fodder for another 80 years of your stories, but we dare risk it. I say we just put you in charge of the whole dang thing. Im sure with your wit and wisdom, you'd have the fracas settled by the following Sunday and we could all go to meetin. I agree with Guilda, you HAVE made my day. Peace be with you and your family. Cousin Robert "Reddog" Rogers